Movie Cat Is a Big Shot Hollywood Director (25 Comics)

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    Cartoon - MOVIECAT AN INTRODUCTION JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM PRESENTS IT'S A TOUGH JOB MAKING MOVIES. ESPECIALLY FOR ME HEY! MOVIE CAT HERE! IM A BIG SHOT HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR I DON'T EVEN HAVE THUMBS ALSO IM A CAT! IDONT KNOW WHY BUT THE CRITICS DONT LIKE ME SO MUCH. ILL KEEP DOING MY BEST THOUGH THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO MAYBE ONE DAY LL BE THE MOST RESPECTED NAME IN THE BIZ! "Literal garbage |Cat-astrophic Failure ACTION! HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 4
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    Comics - MOVIECAT JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM PRESENTS BEARDS YOU KNOW SCAR FROM THE LION KING? You COULD TELL HE WAS A SERIOUSLY BAD EGG IMMEDIATELY! BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A LION HE HAD A BEARD. IT'S A GREAT WAY TO LET THE AUDIENCE KNOW SOMEONE IS A BAD DUDE! JAWS I'VE NOTICED SOME DIRECTORS FORGET TO PUT BEARDS ON THEIR VILLAINS THOUGH! WHAT A LOAD OF AMATEURS! astERED DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY BUT DONT WORRY, I'M STEPPING IN JOB, SPIELBERG TO FIX THEIR MISTAKES NoW SHOWING
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    Comics - FAST FURIOUS MOVIECAT JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM PRESENTS WHEN IM IN CHARGE WE'LL TAKE IT TO THE NEXT THE FAST &THE FURIOUS MOVIES HAVE MADE FOUR BILLION DOLLARS! LOGICAL STEP: TIME TRAVEL FAMILY AS FAR AS I CAN TELL THEY USED TO BE ABOUT FAST CARS AND TOKYO DRIFTING? BUT NOW THEY ROB BANKS AND FIGHT SUBMARINES. STS ANYWAY, THEY NEED A NEW DIRECTOR! THIS IS MOVIE CAT'S TIME TO SHINE THEN MAYBE WE CAN "SHIFT GEARS" AND FOCUS ON ONE OF THE GREATEST UNTOLD LOVE STORIES VIN DIESEL'S UNDER
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    Comics - MOVIECAT BOMBS JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM PRESENTS SOMEONE ALWAYS SHOUTS "CUT THE RED WIRE!" AND THEY DISARM IT WITH A SECOND TO SPARE THE BUS THAT COULDN'T SLOW DOWN YOU'VE SEEN ACTION MOVIES RIGHT? RED! RED! RED! OH BOY I WISH WASN'T COLOUR BLIND ON NO THEY'RE THE ONES WITH THE TICKING CLOCKS AND THE BOMBS THAT ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE! A MOVIE CAT FILM TICK TICK TICK TICK IT'S ALL A LITTLE... PREDICTABLE AUDIENCES WANT REAL DRAMA THE BOMB WITH ONLY RED WIRES IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO
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    Comics - BRAINS MOVIECAT PRESENTS JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM LOOK AT ME, IM USING A BUNCH OF MOVIES LATELY HAVE BEEN ABOUT HOW WE ONLY USE 10% OF OUR BRAIN MY WHOLE BRAIN! AND WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE COULD UNLOCK OUR... NOW I CAN FLY/TIME TRAVEL/ READ MINDS ALL OF YOU 10% IDIOTS CAN SUCK IT! wNEWS FUUUUULL POTENTIAL DEAD MOVIE SCIENCE THE GOOD BIT AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN TELLING MY STUNT GUYS ALWAYS THOUGHT WE WERE USING THE WHOLE BRAIN ANYWAY! USELESS GARBAGE FIGURE BA A BRAIN BUT NOPE
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    Comics - CLICHES MOVIECAT JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM PRESENTS MOVIE CLICHE#82 HELICOPTERS EXIST ONLY TO SPIN AROUND AND BLOW UP MOVIE CLICHE #139 IF ANYONE COUGHS, THEY ARE MERE MOMENTS FROM DEATH BUT SHE'S So YouNG a OH, BOY! MY FIRST DAY ON HELISQUAD! I HOPE NOTHING BAD HAPPENS WE'D BETTER START PLANNING THE FUNERAL MOVIE CLICHE#270 BRUCE WILLIS CAN OUTRUN ANY EXPLOSION. MOVIE CLICHE # 406 IF THERES A DOG, IT PROBABLY WON'T MAKE IT TO THE END. IT'S YOU AND ME FOREVER, BUDDY NOTHING CAN TEAR
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    Cartoon - MOVIECAT JOHN WICK JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM PRESENTS HE'S GOT TWO PRIORITIES JOHN WICK! 1 DOGS HE'S A COOL GUY! 2. KILLING PEOPLE IN EXCITING WAYS HE'S KILLED OVER 200 PEOPLE JOHN WICK CHAPTER 3 KISS OF DEATH THE WICK SECTION= SHOR HIT HRT uST T SHT THE HEA STAED BUNCH TIMES WIRE STRANGLED BUT HE STILL HASNT UNLEASHED HIS DEADLIEST WEAPON...
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    Comics - COLOUR MOVIECAT PRESENTS JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM COLOUR PLAYS A BIG PART IN THE FEEL OF A FILM BRIGHT MOVIES ARE FUN! NT BLACK AND WHITE S SERIOUS BUSINESS AND AS THE MOVIE GETS MORE SERIOUS AND GRITTY THE COLOURS GET EVEN DARKER MY NEXT FILM IS ABOUT A POLITICAL PRISONER, FIGHTING A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WHILE TRYING TO CURE HIS DAUGHTERS CANCER SO WE'RE FILMING IT ENTIRELY IN THE DARK
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    Cartoon - MOVIECAT COUPLES JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM PRESENTS SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK (2012) HOLLYWOOD IS SO ROMANTIC! OMG! CUTE JENNIFER LAWRENCE (AGE 22) BRADLEY COOPER (AGE 31) SUCH ICONIC COUPLES! AND THEY ALL PROVE AGE IS JUST HTAMENT maseAhemag SE DAVE SE A NUMBER! THE GRADUATE (67) CASABLANCA(2) HUMPHREY BOGART (AGE 42) SO ROMANTIC.. ANNE BANCROFT (AGE 36) DUSTIN HOFFMAN (AGE 30) INGRID BERGMAN (AGE 2) OH, WAIT. NO THIS IS SCANDALOUS SHE'S SUCH A CRADLE- ROBBER!
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    Comics - MOVIECAT PRESENTS MYSTERY?? JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM THE DRAMA De IT SMASH DIRECTOR WHEN IT COMES To MAKING MOVIES You CAN'T BEAT A MURDER MYSTERY THE THRILLS THE SUSPENSE MURDER BUT IM MORE INTERESTED IN THE STRING THE POLICE...
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    Cartoon - AWARDS MOVIECAT PRESENTS JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM WHETHER T'S A FILM IT'S AWARD SEASON! ABOUT THE STRUGGLE OF A HISTORICAL FIGURE.. TIME TO SHOWER THE BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR WITH GOLDEN STATUES! OR A HISTORICAL FIGURE GOING THROUGH A STRUGGLE, ENGLISH LANGUAGE MOVIES RELEASED IN THE PAST THREE WEEKS eBEST PICTURE GALILEO THE STRUGGLE BEETHOVEN (NOT THE DOG) VINCENT VAN GOGH GOGH GOGH POWER RANGERS THE GUY WH0 INVENTED UH UH A FILM ABOUT A STRUGGLING HISTORICAL FIGURE.. UH THE HOT
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    Cartoon - ANIMAL ACHIEVEMENT MOVIECAT JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM PRESENTS THE GOLDEN BEAR THE GOLDEN LION SO MANY ANIMAL AWARDS FOR ARTSY FILMS! THAT IS. DEFINITELY NOT A LION BEST PICTURE BERLIN FILM FESTIVAL BEST PICTURE VENICE FILM FESTIVAL THE PALM DOG THE GOLDEN CAT D LIKE TO THANK MY AGENT BUT THIS ONE'S THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS PALM DOG (A REAL AWARD!) TANT 2 MOST USES OF THE WORD BEST DOGGY PERFORMANCE "COWABUNGA IN A MOVIE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL
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    Cartoon - MOVIECAT BEST BEHAVIOUR PRESENTS JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM ВООР BOOp SHHHHH! BooP Soof SLENT BLAH BLAH BAH Electrician PAULA CLARK Goffer GEORGIA BURTON Rigging CARLO PAPICA Best Boy MOVIE CAT Key Grip FRANCIS MORGAN Board Operator PAT STONE
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    Comics - REBOOTS MOVIECAT PRESENTS JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM MAGIC KID THESE DAYS THE WORST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL AND THE MAMCN MAAovewtutt HOLLYWOOD LOVES To KICK START MOVIE FRANCHISES WITH A DARK, AND GRITTY NEW LOOK WE'VE GOT ALL THE BASES COVERED! So WITH MY TERRIBLE SERVICE NEW PROJECTS We'RE SET FOR BOX OFFICE GOLD!$$ SOMETHING FOR THE SENIORS AND IF I KNow KIDS TODAY, THEY LL LOVE THIS DARK NOIR DETECTIVE REBOOT, THE DEATH AQUATIC with Steve ZissOu PADDINGTON UNTAMED CULT DRAMAS FOR T
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    Comics - SEQUELS MOVIECAT PRESENTS JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM DUN TUN CHECKS OUT IT NEEDS ALL THE FUN OF THE ORIGINAL MAKING A SEQUEL IS HARD NOOOO! 2-tsie BUT BIGGER! So IT FEELS LIKE PROGRESS NOO0O! IF YOU START TOO BIG, THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO GO PERFECT THE TRICK IS TO START SMALL AS SMALL AS POSSIBLE! THIS FRANCHISE IS GOING TO BE UNSTOPPABLE!
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    Comics - MOVIECAT JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM PRESENTS SZE EXPLOSIONS, MONSTERS. SUPER POWERS. SPACE THAT'S WHERE THE MONEY IS IDONT KNOW ABOUT THAT, THE KINGS SPEECH MADE $400 MILLI NONE OF THESE TINY INDEPENDENT DRAMAS BIGGER IS ALWAYS BETTER HOLLYL HOLLYL BIGGER IS ALWAYS BETTER SHORTLY AFTER JUST LOOK AT KING KONG! AUDIENCES KNOW THE ONLY THING MORE EXCITING THAN A BIG MONKEY IS AN EVEN BIGGER MONKEY 00 FEET 60FEET SSPEET WHADYA MEAN NO-ONE LIKES THE MOVIE?! 24FEET 25FEET T, tTER HAVE YOU S
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    Comics - MOVIECAT PRESENTS SOUND EFFECTS JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM THERE ARE A LOAD OF SOUNDS IN MOVIES THAT, WEL. THWACKL DONT EXIST SHISH BUT THEY GIVE THE MOVIE A LITTLE EXTRA POP: SO WE ALWAYS PUT EM IN PEW! PEW! PEW! RARR! PEW YOUR FATHER AND I ARE PROUD OF Yov. MOVIE CAT! WHY STOP THERE! MY NEW MOVIE IS NOTHING BUT WALL-TO-WALL SOUNDS THAT DON'T EXIST BEEP BooP WE'RE So GLAD You DIDN'T BECOME A DOCTOR LIKE YOUR BROTHER WOW. THIS REALLY SPEAKS TO ME!
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    Comics - MOVIECAT JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM PRESENTS SIZE EXPLOSIONS MONSTERS. SUPER POWERS. SPACE THAT'S WHERE THE MONEY IS IDON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT THE KING'S SPEECH MADE $400 MILLI NONE OF THESE TINY INDEPENDENT DRAMAS" BIGGER IS ALWAYS BETTER HOLLY HOLLYK BIGGER IS ALWAYS BETTER SHORTLY AFTER JUST LOOK AT KING KONG! AUDIENCES KNOW THE ONLY THING MORE EXCITING THAN A BIG MONKEY IS AN EVEN BIGGER MONKEY 100 FEET 60FEET SSPEET WHADYA MEAN NO-ONE LIKES THE MOVIE?! 24FEET -25 FEET YA BLEW IT, ET
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    Comics - INTELLIGENCE MOVIECAT JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM PRESENTS OR WRITE ON A WINDOW WANT TO SHOW A MOVIE CHARACTER S SMART? DIRECTORS! bttbook BRO, IF YOU WANT PAPER WE'VE GOT PAPER fle) L°), z° MAKE EM SOLVE | A BIG EQUATION (YOU KNOW, THAT THING SMART PEOPLE DO) BAD HAIR THICK GLASSES MAYBE THIS IS TOO SUBTLE! AND BEFORE ΑΝΥΤΗING. SAY UHHH TRY THESE HOT NEW WAYS TO SMART UP YOUR STARS ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS
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    Cartoon - MOVIECAT FACTS PRESENTS JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM FACT #210 BEFORE HE WAS FAMOUS WOW! DANNY DEVITO WORKED AS A HAIRDRESSER! SO MANY FACTS! HOLLYWOOD FACTS SAUKERMAn FACT #564 I'M A BEAST AND A STAR! AND IT SAYS THE HIGHEST GROSSING ALIEN WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED STAR BEAST MOVIE OF ALL TIME IS. AVATAR? FACT #891 MICHAEL KEATON'S REAL NAME HOLLYWOOD FACTS OH YEAH, I GUESS THAT MOVIE WAS PRETTY GROSS IS MICHAEL DOUGLAS
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    Comics - MOVIECAT PRESENTS SATURATION JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM 1978 2017 TOO MANY SUPERHERO MOVIES?! YOURE CRAZY! PEOPLE WILL NEVER GET BORED OF THESE BABIES! T00 MANY GANGSTER MOVIES??! YOURE CRAZY! PEOPLE WILL NEVER GET BORED OF THESE BABIES! JOH G000PA GOODMAN SECOND COUSIN THE DORK KNIGH CRIME WANE METAL GUY GUN PATROL MOELOR ISPIN OVER 38,000 BC 1955 TOO MANY CRUDELY DRAWN BUFFALO CAVE PAINTINGS??! YOURE CRAZY! PEOPLE WILL NEVER GET BORED OF THESE BABIES! TOO MANY WESTERN MOVIES?! YOURE
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    Comics - MOVIECAT TRADEMARKS JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM PRESENTS WES ANDERSON USES A LOT OF SYMMETRY HE HE HE WHEN YOURE DIRECTING A FILM IT'S GREAT TO MAKE IT PERSONAL MARTIN SCORCESE, HE'S ALL ABOUT CRIME! AND THE ROLLING STONES! ITS JUST A SHOT AWRY! ITS JUST A SHOT AWAY HAVING YOUR OWN UNIQUE TRADEMARK IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN "PLOT, WHATEVER THAT IS! STEVEN SPIELBERG DOES ADVENTURE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY WITH MONSTERS AUENS AND TOM HANKS MICHAEL BAY IS OBSESSED WITH EXPLOSIONS (AND NAKED
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    Cartoon - MOVIECAT TRAILERS PRESENTS JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM GREAT MOVIE, M.C ALL WE NEED NOW IS THE TRAILER ATTENTION SPANS ARE PRETTY SHORT THESE DAYS PEOPLE CAN'T WATCH A MOVIE FOR TWO HOURS! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AH, JUST LEAVE THAT TO ME DING! MY SON IS A THEYRE A REAL TIME SAVER! Twise avie car So ITS BEST TO PUT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN IN THE TRAILER. THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO WATCH A MOVIE THE ACTION TRAILERS! THE DRAMA. EVEN THE TWIST!
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    Comics - MOVIECAT PRESENTS VOLUME! JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM KEEP ALL CONvERSATIONS THE SECRET To A REALLY WHISPER QUIET. THE LOWEST MUM8LE GOOD MOVIE IS VOLUME VOLUME DIRECTOR HUH? CLICK CLICK CLICK THEN, WHEN THE AUDIENCE LEAST EXPECTS IT.. wEL, VOLUME AND THAT... IS MOVIE MAGIC CLICK CLICK CLICK CCICK CLICK CLICK
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    Comics - MOVIECAT PRESENTS CHILD STARS JAMES CHAPMAN SOUNDIMALS.COM OK, KIDS LISTEN UP IF YOU'RE CUTE MAYBE YOU COULD BE THE MAIN GUY'S KID. IN A ROM-COM IDON'T KNOW CAREER DAY YOU WANNA MAKE IT IN THE MOVIE BIZ. YA GOTTA START NOw CREEPY NURSERY RHYME JUST KEEP IN MIND YOUR OPTIONS ARE PRETTY LIMITED BUT MOST OF YOU UGGOS, YOU'LL BE POSSESSED DEMON CHILDREN [UN-IRE-ABLE CROSS! HOLD ONTO THOSE MEMORIES THOUGH, YOU'LL BE PLAYING TEENS WELL INTO YOUR 30s UGH! I HATE ALGEBRA CLASS BEING A TEEN IS S

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